Inappropriately named eating establishments I saw in Manila

Don't click the links if you can help it ...

1. Little Poon's (A chinese restaurant)
   
2. Kiss: King of Balls (Specializing in dim sum and pearl shakes)
   
3. Cock Master (Chicken)
   
4. KKK Chicken (More Chicken)

Links to Urban Dictionary entries the owners can refer to upon seeing the puzzled looks of foreign visitors.

"Avoid this one, wait for the dvd, and when I say that, I mean wait until it comes out on DVD and then knock over the display."

Best line I've read regarding M. Knight's "The Happening."

I swear, after watching that film, I tried to call everyone I know and warn them to stay away from this depression-fest.